(18+) H-Game Review: Illusions of Hako(PC)

Well I took the plunge, first it was an anime here and there, then I purchased my first dvds, soon it was downloading subbed shows, than writing on a blog now I’ve gone somewhere I can’t return I’ve played my first H-Game!! I spent about an hour and half with Hako read my summary after the jump!

**Game is 18+ Only. Post Review is Rated Safe for All **

Due to the some nice programmers an unofficial mod for the game to make all the menu, game text into English made playing the game a hell of a lot easier. Basically you start in your room and your anxiously waiting for a package to arrive from a friend at a company that wants you to beta test their product and report back on how everything goes.

The package finally arrives you place it on your table and you open it there is another box labeled “Hako” inside the box is a tiny bed, dresser, desk and an apple, the apple breaks open and out pops a miniature girl. You than get an e-mail from the product representative and you learn a few things about caring for your new Hako girl.

But basically it comes down to making her happy or mad at you. You can do this by petting her, tickling her, feeding her or if you feel like you can beat the hell out of her by hitting her you flick her across her tiny box and she gets up and get pissed.

After a few e-mails and learning the control things started to make sense there was good I could feed her and you had to feed her 3 times a day and you had to figure out the combination if she either liked one thing, kind of liked another item and then hated the last item. When you figured out you got points which in turn give you money to purchase items from the online store.

So now what you may ask well here is where it gets interesting, you have several options you can watch her, play with her or just sit back and let her do own thing. Well I decided to play with her and this took some practice because the first few times of playing with her I’d get her all angry and she’d slap my hand away.

There are two bars a love meter and I think a mood meter basically how it worked was you had to keep her content while making her horny in the other meter. You could do this by tickling and petting her head. So I tried a few things and failed finally I got it down and finally she was moaning and all happy than she fell in love with me.

The next thing I know there my avatar in the box with her there you can control the position, tempo and basically anything else than its like a game but pretty damn easy you do her until she is content and than you can do what you will with yourself.

Than it starts all over, from day to day you get an e-mail from our beta users and more product information. So to summarize I thought it was pretty boring I mean there wasn’t a ton to do the game boasts other girls and it gets harder and stuff but I just didn’t have the patience to continue playing I made her orgasm like 4 times in a day or watched her play just to kill time.

I guess if I gave it more time more would happen I kept getting e-mails from other beta testers with their own backgrounds and things but I couldn’t write my own e-mails or anything I guess you’ll like this game if you want to control what is going on it just seems like it was made for the person who wants to be controlling and nothing else.

From what I’ve read the game is fairly popular but by no means nothing special I’d say give a spin if your bored but don’t go out of your way to acquire the game. I’m going to try a few more games hopefully more story driven. If you’ve played the game what do you think?




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